stream of blogsciousness

My apologies for taking 3 days off. Here are a list of excuses:

1. I was busy (although the show I was working wrapped Friday)
2. I was working on other creative things, like thinking.
3. What’s the point of blogging? Nobody reads it, I don’t use meta tags, and it’s more for personal use than anything. Also, please pay attention to me.
4. I don’t have any clean socks (okay, not the most relevant excuse, but it’s true).
5. If I don’t have time to shower, I sure don’t have time to blog.
6. If you’re happy and you know it, blog your hands (that just sounds like a call for help).
7. My dog ate the internet.
8. My fingernails are too long to blog.
9. I was busy memorizing show tunes (donde esta, la biblioteca, me llamo “T-bone,” la araña discoteca…)
10. I was too busy thinking of excuses.
11. I’m an artists, I’ll blog when I feel inspired.
12. I’m unemployed, get off my back, Whitey.
13. I thought of a really clever topic to blog about, but I needed three days to prepare for it.
14. I blogged in my other pants (that one didn’t work as well as I would’ve liked).
15. Is that a blog in your pants, or are you just happy to see me (at this point, I’ve abandoned any momentum I had toward my fake excuse list, and have opted to instead blog the first blog that blogged to my blog – I would kill at mad libs right now)
16. The quick brown blog blogged over the lazy blogger.
17. Who let the blogs out?
18. Kermit the blog, here.
19. It’s raining cats and blogs.
20. My favorite Bob Dylan album is Blonde on Blog.
21. The most overplayed song is “Wild Thing” by the Trogs… I screwed that up. I meant, by the Blogs.
22. …All night long, Let me see that blog, blog blog blog blog blog (whatever happened to Sisqo)
23. Honey, I shrunk the blogs.
24. Cellar Blog.
25. I smoke two blogs in the morning. I smoke two blogs at night. I smoke two blogs in the afternoon, it makes me feel blog-right.
26. Ode to a Grecian Blog. Truth is beauty. Beauty, blog.
27. I’ve seen the best blogs of my generation destroyed by madness. By Allen Ginsblog.
28. How much is that bloggy in the window? The one with the meta tags?

Congratulations if you made it this far. Or should I say, conblogulations (no, I guess I shouldn’t say that).

I’ve now restored my faith in my blogging ability. This is the confidence booster I needed to return to the blogosphere (note to self: never use the term, “blogosphere” ever again. Gross).

Looks like I’ll be seeing you around tomorrow. Until then, I will boldly blog where no man has blogged before (the toilet store).